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Hot or Not: Testicles for Your Car
Nov 16 2009 by Kristin Varela
I’m all for expressing yourself through your car whether it’s with custom-paint colors, tattoo-inspired graphics or anything else that suits your personality. But I’m grossed out by car testicles. This car and truck accessory is a definite Not.
I recently pulled through the drive-through behind a raised-bed pickup truck that was sporting bullhorns on the front and a huge “sack” below the rear bumper. Needless to say, my daughters asked, “What’s hanging on the back of that truck?” How should a mom answer that?
After a quick online search, I was astounded by the variety of “truck nutz.” Every color of the rainbow is available, including fluorescent pink, orange, flesh-colored and chrome. The most obnoxious title goes to the light-up variety that’s connected to the car’s brake lights.
Are car testicles a Hot or Not? Tell us in the comment section below.
Photo Courtesy Bumpernuts.com
User Comments
No way, it’s a NOT! It’s amazing to see how things so silly catch on and are basically a craze. Well, one thing does lead to another, so it’ll be interesting to see what other part of the human anatomy they’d want to have hang from a car.
Not! And I think they have been banned in some states.
While they are tacky, and in my opinion show the owners intelligence level…if in fact they are banned in your state, I would move. Move now. Move fast. Move to a state that understands freedom.
I agree they reflect the owner’s intelligence level. Or in the case of the blue ones above possibly the owners frustration level.
The desperate behavior of a juvenile crying out for attention from the opposite sex, going about it entirely the wrong way… Every time I pass one, I make sure he sees the taillights of my turbocharged Subaru Baja-the one that just dusted a buzzy modified import ‘tuner car’, embarassed the big iron V8 dude, and ripped past the yuppie euronsnob in a turn, and did so covered with enough mud to infuriate my Jeep driving neighbor.
God, it’s so easy to mess with vain people!
I may be vain and stupid too, but I’m the one having more fun. : )
Definitely not!!! Even though I am a guy, I find these extremely tacky, but that’s what Freedom is about sometimes.